Supposed Quirky Behaviors of Single People

Supposed Quirky Behaviors of Single People

Singles expert debunks yet another mainstream media article that tries to re-enforce negative stereotypes about single men and women who live alone.

Supposed Quirky Behaviors of Single People

Now that so many Americans are living alone and the topic is all over the media, you just had to know that trend stories on the quirks of those solo dwellers were about to appear. The New York Times published one of them recently, “One is the Quirkiest Number.”

Reporter Steven Kurutz interviewed several people who live alone and describes examples of what he considers their quirkiness. Check out this list and see what you think:

  1. Running inplace during TV commercials.
  2. Speaking conversational French to herself while making breakfast (she listens to a language CD).
  3. Singing Journey songs in the shower and removing only the clothes she needs from her dryer, thus turning it into a makeshift dresser.”
  4. Not washing thedishes for a while.
  5. Wearing comfortable, unfashionable clothes.
  6. Staying up into the wee hours.
  7. Not closing the bathroom door.
  8. Eating small meals consisting of cereal, or seeds and nuts, or a sweet potato, instead of more traditional meals at standard meal times.
  9. Getting halfway to work wearing a sweater, boots and tights before realizing she needed to go home to put on her skirt.

Really? Kurutz goes after the quirkiest quirks of the nation’s solo dwellers and this is the best he can do? With the possible exception of the last one, none of these examples seems worth much more than a yawn.

One person Kurutz interviewed has, by his own admission, never lived alone a day in his life. He looks forward to when his girlfriend is out of town so he can “drink Champagne in the shower at 8 am, play Madden NFL Football for 10 hours straight, eat a French bread pizza for every meal …” Those examples are a tad quirkier than the rest, but they come from someone who has saved up his favorite things for those rare days when he has a place to himself. That sudden release of inhibition is a whole different thing than living on your own all the time.

There were a few other examples that truly were quirky, such as turning one’s place into a bunker for spying — but they were all make-believe. They came from the TV shows “Seinfeld” and “Homeland.” They are someone else’s vision of what people do when they live alone, written to draw laughs and viewers.

Although a story about the quirks of people who live alone may sound cute and frivolous, it is tapping into a concern long pondered by sociologists and everyday defenders of “the way things should be.” When I first started reading the academic journal articles about single people, I was surprised to come across a 1977 report called “Working Without a Net: The Bachelor as a Social Problem.” The authors articulated the fear that without a net to hold them in place, bachelors could spin out of control. If only a wife were around, they would not be at risk for becoming a “social problem.”

The same apprehensiveness was expressed in the Times article by the man who said, “I literally have zero self-control. If I lived alone and didn’t have somebody to monitor me, I’d be a fat, out-of-control alcoholic.”

Actually, he probably wouldn’t. Men and women who have always been single get more exercise than married people do, and the difference is especially striking for the men. Married people are fatter, too, and there is even some evidence suggesting that getting married results in getting fatter (as opposed to other explanations).

It is interesting that the person convinced that he could not control himself if he lived alone is the one person from the story who never did live alone — except for those rare days when his girlfriend was away.

I think a reporter should go out and do a trend story on the quirky habits of people who live with other people. Better still, a social scientist should do a systematic study comparing the quirkiness of solo dwellers to together-dwellers. I bet the differences will be unimpressive. Then, look at the people who have lived with another person for a long time and then have a day or two on their own — now that’s when some quirks will emerge. It is not because people living alone act weird, but because people living with others are keeping in check the things they want to do that aren’t even all that odd.

The belief that singles living on their own are engaging in strange and worrisome behaviors is, I think, an expression of the anxiety stirred up by anyone who lives outside of the real or imagined conventions of society. Solo life, though, has become utterly ordinary. Even a reporter for the country’s most prestigious paper, out to find evidence of the quirkiness of singletons, is stuck with the “discoveries” that solo dwellers sing in the shower and don’t always eat regular meals.

That’s all you got?

This article originally appeared in Bella DePaulo’s Single at Heart blog at PsycheCentral.com.

Bella DePauloSingularCity member Bella DePaulo (Ph.D., Harvard, 1979) is a single lifestyle expert and the author of several books, including “Singled Out: How Singles Are Stereotyped, Stigmatized, and Ignored, and Still Live Happily Ever After” and “How We Live Now: Redefining Home and Family in the 21st Century.” DePaulo has discussed singles and single life on radio and television, including NPR and CNN, and her work has been noted in The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal, USA TodayTime, Atlantic, Business Week and Newsweek. Visit her website at www.BellaDePaulo.com.
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2 thoughts on “Supposed Quirky Behaviors of Single People

  1. What a nitwit you are Mr. Kurutz! Most men are totally incapable of spending time alone. However, I have never wanted to marry OR live with anyone. I don’t fancy being a maid or a cook and like to do what I want when I want. When I mention this to divorced women I always get the response that they’d never get married again and wish they had stayed single. I think society is waking up to the joy of independence!

  2. Mr. Kurutz: Find a different day job. Writing about the singles population is obviously not what you do best. Your list is just plain stupid. I don’t know where you found your subjects but if you insist on expanding on your silly notions that “singles do weird things” at least invite go into places like cities – invite singles to a forum or go out into the real world and talk to real people. Don’t just interview your friends! How about this for your newest topic? I know a married colleague who is in her second marriage and constantly says she doesn’t know how to be alone with her husband! And yet on your list a single person is “quirky” for not closing a bathroom door? Dr. DePaulo you are a good woman for addressing Mr. Kurutz’s pathetic article that contributes to the stereotyping of singles.

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