Eric Spitznagel has written for Playboy, Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, Details, Esquire
and The Believer
. He is the author of several books, and he edited a collection of questionable life advice called You’re a Horrible Person (But I Like You)
, which features contributors Ed Helms, Sarah Silverman, Zach Galifianakis and Judd Apatow among dozens of others. You can follow him on Twitter @ericspitznagel. He’s more afraid of you than you are of him.